The Silverlight website run by Microsoft Taiwan looks like it came from another certain Asian country: The front page is adorned with a huge anime character named Aizawa Hikaru, who was born on September 27 and weighs 42 kg. She first appeared on the website on September 27 (apparently the day she came out of her mother’s womb fully grown… and developed) in a ‘normal’ anime character outfit, but can now be seen in an outfit that incorporates more orange, in front of a background reminiscent of a horror mansion or castle, with the title “Vampire Princess” (well, lit. blood-sucking princess, but that’s less hot). Although the current iteration of the website doesn’t have it, her character profile states that she likes singing, dancing, and listening to music; she’s the fourth-oldest daughter in her family; and likes yakiniku, hates edamame.