Those who have been with us from the start of Akiba, about 3 years ago, must remember the basics of female Japanese we taught you. In Geekcountry (Japan) there are 2 official languages: male and femal Japanese. They’re really not the same and the difference lies in the way you speak. A lot of guys are learning Japanese from a woman, and as a result they speak female Japanese and not the male version. There are also must-know words like kawai, which is the most commonly used word in the female Japanese language (approximately 6 times per minute) and the real Japanese women drags the i to ridiculous extends… so don’t say kawa-i, but rather kawa-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (the longer the i, the more Japanese you sound). So what’s the relation between this language course and the title of this news? Well, this is the latest mouse pad for Japanese females, so it’s very KA-WA-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. So thank you, Elecom!

PS yes, I know, this piece of news is crap, but everybody’s entitled to soem crap once in a while!