Here’s the weirdest, stupidest, and most useless (awfullest?) toy of this Christmas season, designed by Cube in Japan: the H-Bouya!!!

Why useless and stupid?

Because the ’H’ used in the name may also mean ‘erotic’ in Japanese (‘H’ is pronounced “eechi” = erotic). Yep, this is Erotic Boy! H-bouya is plugged into a USB port, and each time the keyboard’s ‘H’ key is hit it turns red and its eyes blinks!

We admit we’re a bit confused here at Akihabara News, we’re not sure we understand the Japanese sense of humour.