You’re a PC freak and it has been a couple weeks since you started waking up in the middle of the night to browse the internet for “God knows what” reasons…and you wouldn’t want to be caught by your wife so you mastered the “stealth mode” like Sam Fisher from the video game “Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell”. This is when the Silent Mouse 2 made by Thanko becomes your best ally with its 5 buttons and 36.5dB when standard mice make 58+ dB.

I hope you’ll forgive me for this crappy story.