If you were dreaming of having in your pool sharks with “Freaking Laser Beams” mounted on their backs to slice your enemies, you can understand that if “Doctor Evil” couldn’t do that, you probably can’t have that either…
This is depressing… and sharks are a fast disappearing species… but Kokuyo, a Japanese company known for its office products, offers a mouse equipped with a Freaking Laser Beam on its back!!! Yeah!!! Its interesting to see how the Humane Society doesn’t care about these poor mice and authorized such an atrocity… the morale of this story is that it’s better to be a shark than a mouse…

Uh, wait… Totoro is waving at me… What?? I forgot to take my pills this morning?? These are not MICE but MICE?!?!? Well Totoro, glue is for paper, not sniffing… A mouse for PC??? Ahhh, that explains!!! I was wondering why Kokuyo was suddenly into animals…

So the EAM-UMLP2C-D is a mouse with a 25m laser beam.